ralph gregory-dumalan

Hey guys, I'm Ralph. I'm from Philippines.

ralph

jokes

A young college student had
stayed up all night studying for his
zoology test the next day. As he
entered the classroom, he saw ten
stands with ten birds on them with
a sack over each bird and only the legs
showing. He sat right on the
front row because he wanted to do
the best job possible.
The professor announced that
the test would be to look at each
of the birds' legs and give the common
name, habitat, genus,
species, etc. The student looked
at each of the birds' legs. They all
looked the same to him. He began
to get upset. He had stayed up all
night studying and now had to identify
birds by their legs. The
more he thought about it the
madder he got.
Finally, he could stand it no
longer. He went up to the
professor's desk and said, "What a
stupid test! How could anyone
tell the difference between birds
by looking at their legs?" With
that the student threw his test on
the professor's desk and walked
to the door. The professor was
surprised. The class was so big
that he didn't know every student's
name, so as the student reached
the door the professor called,
"Mister, what's your name!"
The enraged student pulled up his pants
legs and said, "You
guess, buddy! You guess!